Madonna was the queen of sexual icons in the 80’s and 90’s. Sure, you had your Playmates and your Cindy Crawford, but even those women seemed a little too classy whereas Madonna would make a music video practically every month where she would be half naked for anyone with a television to see. A joy to be had, again, in the 80’s and 90’s. Shock however was Madonna’s second side that people grew to expect (referencing Jesus’ crucifixion in her Like A Prayer video, kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at MTV’s Video Music Awards, etc.) and she tried dishing a little shock out to an audience while introducing Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night.
Groan. So what did she do this time? Well, she made a pretty big promise to anyone who voted Hillary Clinton in November. More specifically, she promised to give a blowjob to anyone who voted Hillary Clinton stating “I’m good.”
Just think young Madonna. Just think young Madonna!
Of course the first thing I think of is is wasting a vote for a blowjob from Madonna worth it? Just imagine, she’s sitting in a parked car outside of the voting station, you walk up to her afterwards and she says, “Well?” No matter which candidate you’re supporting, imagine how great of a story that would be! Especially if your’e like myself and demand it take place in an Olive Garden bathroom.
Check out Madonna making her promise below.
Madonna not only promises to give a blowjob to anyone who voted Hillary Clinton, she goes into detail why you would really want a blowjob from Madonna. She goes on to explain, “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time. I have eye contact. And I do swallow,” before giving a big two thumbs up to an applauding crowd.
This might truly be the most fascinating Presidential election we’ll ever see in our lifetime.
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