It’s a sad day when you’re 25 years old and thirsting for attention from teenagers like Jessie Lorene Goline. A former art teacher at Marked Tree high School in Arkansas, Goline was recently arrested after allegedly admitting that she had slept with four students at the school.
That’s right – four. As in she had one high school dick, liked it enough for seconds, then decided to get greedy and pile on the thirds and fourths.
The investigation into Goline initially started after a parent accused her of having slept with several students. It wasn’t long after that all four kids came forward and spilled the beans – one even reportedly told investigators that Goline had originally come onto him during class, telling him “how good he looked.” As is law in the “Teacher’s Guide to Fucking Your Students,” Goline later sent him a picture of her in a thong. Because if there’s one thing that you apparently HAVE to do when fucking a student, it’s send him a janky mirror selfie of you in a thong that no one asked for.
These are the geniuses we have teaching our kids, ladies and gentlemen.
But that’s not the end of her rampage. According to Daily Mail Goline was a busy woman, as another student recounted how she picked him up from school and took him to her apartment to bang, followed by her picking up yet ANOTHER student and bringing him home later that night. Chances she showered? About 5%.
Despite having four inappropriate dicks under her belt, Goline is only facing one charge of sexual assault because only one of the four students was under 18. Remember, this is Arkansas and not Alabama – they don’t care who you bang as long as they’re 18, whereas in Alabama it doesn’t matter what age you are, you can’t bang a student when you’re a teacher. Goline, however, claims that the underage student lied about his age when their alleged relationship began.
Who do you believe?
Goline was taken into custody this past Wednesday and booked into the Craighead County Detention Center on a $5,000 bond. Her next court date is set for October 31st, and if convicted she potentially faces between 10 and 40 years in prison.