For those people who want to keep track of what’s happening in your bed when you’re away from home, this smart mattress is just the thing you’re looking for. Equipped with special sensors, the mattress comes with an app that will let you know when someone is having sex in your bed.
The product is called a Smarttress (of course it is) and the company doesn’t hide the fact that you can use it to catch a cheating partner.
“If your partner isn’t faithful,” said a Smarttress ad, “at least your mattress is.”
Not only will you know when sex is taking place in your bed, you will have access to stats including humps per minute, intensity of the humps and the total duration of the humping.
While definitely not cheap, the $1,750 is a small price to pay for a peace of mind, right?