'Bachelor in Paradise' Season 4 Episode 4B Recap: The Twins Are Here to Shake Things Up

It’s the second to last Bachelor in Paradise episode, you say? It’s the final countdown!

As you might remember from last night, Kristina left, and everyone who is still on the beach is happily (and heterosexually) coupled up. Jaimi, the chill bisexual with a septum piercing from Nick’s season, arrives to stir things up. Using the bi chick to break people up and add last-minute drama is kind of cheap, ABC. Bi people deserve to find love, too, not just cause drama. Still glad she’s here, though. I’m also going to use her presence as an excuse to post one of the better musical achievements of our era: